Saturday, 7 April 2007

Delay in Mcsoft Inc Listings

McSoft Inc, the super corporation formed by the recent merger of McDonalds and Microsoft, was hoping to get a listing on the New York Stock Exchange early this week.

Speculation was rife among brokers who had eagerly awaited McSoftInc's debut on the Dow Jones index. Some wondered if the merger had become unravelled at the last minute. The explanation is much more prosaic than that.

A vulnerability was found in Windows Vista which needs fixing before the official submission of the company to the Wall Street authorites. Microsoft engineers are working round the clock and the patch should be ready sometime before April 2009.

BTW Happy Easter!

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Sunday, 1 April 2007

McSoft Inc Deal is finalised!

Today at 12:00 EST, Bill Gates and Ray Kroc signed the final contractual papers that herald the start of a new era in Corporate America.

Although McDonalds and Microsoft will continue to operate under their present names the parent company will be McSoft Inc, based in Seattle.

Quote of the day:

"Free hamburgers - Yippee!"
Bill Gates